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So That's What Those Extra Big Neckholes Are For
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Movies
Leelee Sobieski Gives Us Something To See Through
Though our hopes of seeing Leelee Sobieski naked in "Finding Bliss" were summarily crushed, at least she parades around in a very sheer bra in "Night Train." And that's something to be thankful for, right? More » -
Babes
Savannah Loses Her Naked On Camera Virginity
Now, everyone: this is Savannah's first time getting naked on camera, so we want you all to be extra nice and think of lots of encouraging things to say to her. Given how hot she is, that shouldn't be hard. More » -
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And Please Join Us in The Shower Area for The Gun Show
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Lexi Belle Goes Back To School
Though on the whole, we're glad our college days are past (we hated homework), there are some things that make us long for the hallowed halls of alma mater. Lexi Belle in "Bree's College Daze 2" is one of them. More » -
DVD
"Seinfeld XXX": Festivus Comes Early And Often With Kristina Rose
Porn parodies are like Round And Round, a Ratt cover band fronted by your sister and her really hot friends, with your probation officer on drums; there must be a compelling reason to see them rather than the real thing. More » -
Today in masturbation
It's Time To Join The Masturbation Liberation Front
We don't know if it's the mustache, the hat, or the cigarette, but something about this video makes us think that it was made by a revolutionary leader. How do you think Castro or Che Guevara would feel about this? More » -
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Movies
"Le Silence De Lorna": Little Silence, Lots Of Skin
To do this month: find out where "Le silence de Lorna" playing. Get tickets for the opening (July 31). Buy a big tub of popcorn...and enjoy the beauty of European comfortability with full frontal nudity in film. More » - Yesterday - July 9, 2009
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Flesh Flicks
What A Good Girl, What A Pretty Girl, What A Star
Though there are many women who can make a living from having sex on camera, and quite a few who are really quite talented at it, there are only a handful who are absolutely meant to fuck for an audience. More » -
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And We'll Use That Mop On His Head to Clean Up After
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Anna Kournikova Does It For The Kids
Here's the lovely Anna Kournikova coaching at the Bloomberg Kids Tennis Clinic. Not only is she offering her students killer tennis tips...she's also giving them a very, very nice view. Anyone know how we enroll in this tennis camp? (hollywoodtuna.com) -
Hardcore
If You Can't Keep It in Your Pants, Keep It in the Family
We don't often believe the descriptions XTube posters ascribe to their videos, but we sincerely hope that this one labeled "fucking my nephew" isn't true and is just a ploy to get pervs to click on their link. More » -
Pornstars
Chloe Is Back In Porn, For Really Reals
After her turn in "Seasoned Players 9," some wondered whether porn legend Chloe was back on the scene for good—or if she was just back for one last hurrah. According to Tom Byron, she's returned for real. More » -
Babes
When In Sweden, Grab Each Other's Boobs
We know that men like to imagine that women spend most of their time sitting around topless and comparing one another's boobs. Alas, that's not the case at all—unless the women in question are on Swedish Big Brother. More » -
Pornstars
When is Marco Blaze Just Going to Fuck Us Already?
With most of our Fleshbot Crush Objects, we're always excited to see them in a new scene with a new partner. However, with Ultimate Crush Object Marco Blaze we just get wild with jealousy when he's with someone else! More » -
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Mary Louise Parker Gives Us The Blessing Of Boobs (Again!)
It's been almost a year, but we still haven't quite recovered from the thrill of seeing Mary Louise Parker's boobs on TV. And now that she's showing them in magazines? We may never leave the house again. (We're not kidding.) More » -
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Hotly Anticipated Titles: "Malice In Lalaland"
Wondering what Sasha Grey has been up to this week? America's Favorite Fuck Slave has been out in the desert, shooting scenes for "Malice in Lalaland." Yes, she's Malice. Even better: she shot a scene with the illustrious Keni Styles. More » -
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We Already Have This Guy's Career Trajectory Mapped Out
Drive + Abs = Fame. Well, at least it will get someone like "The Real World" hottie Scott Herman famous with the gays (or gaymous, if you will). But this underwear commercial is just the start. More » -
Boobs
The Best Boob Jobs In All The World
Though a bad boob job is one of the greatest tragedies known to man, a good boob job is a joy forever. Join us, won't you, for a tour of some of the best celebrity boob jobs out there. More » -
Scandal
Hot For Teacher: Teacher Accidentally Sends Students Home With Porn
Talk about headlines ripped from our fantasies: a California teacher is in hot water after a DVD she created for her students was discovered to contain footage of her masturbating. More » -
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Just Spending Most Our Lives In A Porno Paradise (AKA "Mobster's Ball #2")
Wicked contract stars jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Kirsten Price, Mikalya Mendez, and Alektra Blue unleash the full weight of their sexual fury in Brad Armstrong's gangsta sequel like five angels dancing on the head of a freshly pulled grenade pin. More » -
Gays of Our Lives
Finally a Soap Opera That Makes Us Feel Dirty
Remember before the advent of reality TV when summer programming was all about made-for-television movies and miniseries that were so trashtastic that they would gave your brain cavities? Well, Bel Ami is bringing back the latter with "Seriously Sexy." More » -
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Carmen Electra, Burlesque Queen
You may have heard a little rumor about Carmen Electra performing in a topless revue in Vegas. You may have even wondered where you could find photos of this magic occurrence. Well, wonder no more: we have them. More » -
Websites
69 Perfects The Art Of The Tease
If less is more, then 69's cropped porn snaps are a cornucopia of filthy goodness. The tumblog offers small hints of the action occurring in full photos, zooming in on one hot section of what's going on. More » -
Flesh Flicks
MILFday Is Our Favorite Day Of The Week
Sure, barely legal babes are all fine and dandy...but it's MILFs who have the wisdom and experience to really turn our crank. With the years in the field, they've learned all the right moves...and just when to use them. More » -
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Lily Allen Takes It Off For I-D Magazine
What is it about Lily Allen that always makes us smile? Is it her friendly nature? Her sense of whimsy? Her third nipple? The fact that she's always showing her third nipple? We may never know...but we're guessing it's #4. More » -
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If You Squint, He Looks Just Like Justin Timberlake
This wanker does bear a passing resemblance to the pop star. He shares his mean muscular body and what we assume would be JT's perfect scrumptious member, sure the face and the facial hair are off, but we can pretend! More » -
Movies
The Boobs Of "Van Wilder: Freshman Year"
Like their teen counterparts, sexy college romps are heavily dependent on boobs to further their plot (or at least make you forget about the lack of one). Perfect example: "Van Wilder: Freshman Year." More » -
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Are These Nude Photos Of The Dresden Dolls' Amanda Palmer? (Yes.)
Last night, we received a tip on some (alleged) nude photos of Amanda Palmer from the Dresden Dolls, who's apparently making excellent use of her webcam. What say you, readers: real or ruse? More » - Wednesday - July 8, 2009
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Babes
Best Of Babelogs: National Chocolate With Almonds Day
Because we like babes who are a little nutty... More » -
Flesh Flicks
A Little Humping For Your Humpday
Wednesday is the cruelest day...didn't Robert Frost say something like that? In an attempt to make your Wednesday a little more kind, we've found an adorable girl who wants nothing more than to play with a cock for your enjoyment. More » -
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Topless Formal: The Wave Of The Future
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Hardcore
Tom Byron Makes It Look Effortless In "King of Coochie 5"
Tom Byron has led an extraordinary life by anyone's standards. With his quiet unassuming nature, and the epic list of hotties he's nailed, he effortlessly holds down the crown. More »








































